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17
May
08

I caught the neighbor gettin serviced haha

Yesterday I got a good laugh. I was at the computer reading blogs minding my own when I heard someone talking outside of my living room window. I heard this person say “no one stays over here” so of course I get off the computer and take a peek out the window and what I saw was the next door neighbor and some unknown girl going inside of the privacy fence of the townhome in the building next to me. The old lady that was staying there move out last week so I am intrigued because this particular neighbor doesn’t stay there so I wondered what he is doing.

I live in townhomes but they are made like a four-plex. Its about a total of 10 four-plex buildings in my complex with 5 buildings on each side of the driveway. There are a total of 4 townhomes in each building 2 in the front and 2 in the back. I live in the back of my building which to me is better because I have kind of like a small backyard where I have a patio set and my flowers out in back. The townhomes in the front don’t have much of a yard so anyways the neighbor I am speaking of lives in fourplex . He lives in the apartment next to me.

View from living room window

So yea I am looking and I am like ok whats going on? So he closed the fence where that apartment is so I couldn’t see anything and I’m like “damn” and automatically run upstairs to my bedroom to get a look outside of my upstairs window looking down on them. This is fun! It was kinda tricky because the blinds of my bedroom window were already open and half raised so I had to look quick and then duck back in case they saw me. And OMG this dude was gettin it! I saw him braced back on his heels both hands on his pubic area rocking back and forth and this unknown girl was down on the ground going to work on his pecker. How cute!! He was really into it and I was in shock and could not believe my eyes and what I was seeing. It was exciting because I got a little bit of voyeur in me. I tried to be slick and raise down the blinds and close them and take another look but they had already stopped ….got dammit!! I wondered if he saw me and if I made them stop.

Soo I ran back downstairs to the living room window again and they were laughing coming out of the back and he went his way and she went hers. She actually cut thru my backyard and went out the fence in back where one of the pieces of wood is missing. To me that was soo ranDUMB. I text my boyfriend to tell him what I saw. He knows the dude because he buys green from him from time to time. I was thinking was the girl sucking his dick for some weed. My bf text me back “you’re lying”. I don’t think he believes me because he was like why didn’t they just go to his house. I don’t know.

The neighbor already has a girlfriend. They moved in about 6 months ago and I met her the day she moved in. Cute girl. She was pregnant and looked like she was about to drop. I met her and her mother. That was the last time I saw her and then I began seeing this dude which turned out to be her boyfriend. I heard from my boyfriend that the girl had a warrant for her arrest and her mother turned her in so she has been in jail all this time. The boyfriend kicked the mother out and has just been staying there waiting for his girlfriend to come home. From what I understand it doesn’t look like he works unless selling green is his full time job and he has pretty much been being a hoe the whole time that his girl has been away which brought up a great conversation with me and my boyfriend.

I wanted to know if I ever got locked up (never gonna happen) would he be a hoe like the neighbor. He said “naw..hell naw!” I looked at him like “really” I always challenge him to get the truth out or as he say to make him say something that he doesn’t mean. Then he was like we would have to discuss it depending on how long you are locked up. I wonder if the neighbor and his girlfriend discussed him being a hoe and then not only that bringing other girls into his house. Thats kinda trifling.

But yea I got my laugh for today and just wanted to share. Until next time….




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